"Bible-Scholar-Mommy"
One mushy-brained mommy, while reading Bible Stories to her preschooler, was overheard trying to explain that David was a man after God's heart....."He loved God....he wanted to be like Jesus." Oh yeah. She's a smart one. She could have launched into a similarly confusing discourse about how Jesus wasn't even BORN yet - but wisdom overtook her and she shut her mouth.(Sleep, please?)
In other News:
The baby (who is officially as of today now a crawler/scooter!) was found covered in gold glitter after eating a sparkly green shamrock. The mother refuses to comment.
Pictures of Recent Events:
This brilliantly advanced, deer-in-the-headlights-and-blue-at-the-mouth boy is very proud to have dressed himself.
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